Non-Sexual Solicitations: 11/9/2011

Lenore, vol. 2 #4
Having stopped the combined fury of the League of Super-Mummies, Lenore just wants to have a normal moment with her zombie brother, Rudolpho. But they chose the wrong time to trick-or-treat on Maple Street, because the Creepig is back from his two-year stint at Betty Ford. He’s always when been addicted to destroying Lenore. Will he OD this time?

A Child Is Born
The Messiah is born, but can he really reunite the disparate tribes of the post-apocalyptic
Earth? Not if Nega-Buddha has anything to say about it! Believing everything should
be his, N-Budd will stop at nothing to take the God Child’s power and make The Virgin
Mary his bottom bitch. Standing in his way are John The Two Gun Baptist and the 12
Disciples of Dogma Kwon Do. It’s the Nativity, now with high octane action and blood
pumping sensuality!

Little Lulu Vol. 29 The Cranky Giant and Other Stories TP
Finally in one trade paperback is the Little Lulu epic “The Cranky Giant”. The end of school year cruise was supposed to be the best time of year for Lulu and friends, and was until pirates attacked the ship. Taking a lifeboat to escape, the friends wash up on a deserted island with no food and no way to call for help. But Olaf is going to help himself, to Lulu slow roasted on a spit! Also includes “Bruno Takes A Hearty Deuce.”

Decision 2012: Rick Santorum
What convinces someone to take the ultimate challenge and run for President? See the life and career of Rick Santorum as he dedicates himself to public service and making sure this country doesn’t get too gay. Find out all the details of his campaign leading up to his inevitable defeat at the Republican National Convention. Includes free tube of Astroglide.

Avengers Academy #23
X-23 joins the Avengers Academy but can she make the cut for the cheerleader squad?
She may have been trained since birth to be a deadly assassin, but the human pyramid
will push all of her abilities to the limit. Meanwhile, headmaster Hank Pym wants to
institute new curriculum guidelines, but is he setting the standards too high?