Marvel Announces New AR Moments In Classic Comics

In a PR message released today, Marvel announced that they would be adding in AR moments in new printings of classic collections starting with new hardcover versions of Secret Wars, Nextwave, Spider-man and Captain America.

“Honestly I think the AR boxes are really great for bringing people into the comics,” said Joe Quesada. “It gives the reader something to do and it stands out on the page enough so you can’t ignore it. And we got a brilliant team together to come up with all sorts of content for the new books.”

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Marvel Assigns Fred Phelps To Write “Adventures Of Spider-man”

Almost a week after DC announced the controversial choice of hiring famed bigot Orson Scott Card to write the digital first series “The Adventures of Superman”, Marvel comics has responded with their own horribly controversial creator. In a press release sent out today, Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has been announced as the writer for a new series called “The Adventures of Spider-man.”

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Nerdcenaries has the scoop! Superior Spider-Man revealed!

In a shocking turn of events, online-embedded Nerdcenaries writer, Ziah Grace, has gotten some breaking news on the identity of the new Spider-Man set to debut in January’s Superior Spider-Man #1. The identity is under the cut, and SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. 

It's a pun!
C’mon guys. Listen to the fan-favorite blonde girl. We don’t have enough of those. (Also, quick aside, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I used this joke/picture before fellow writer, Arielle.

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Hard Rock Hotel Vanishes After MorrisonCon Massturbation

In the orgasmic throws of the ending ceremony of the first MorrisonCon, the entire Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas vanished. Police reports that at exactly 1 am Monday, the entire Hard Rock Hotel and all of those inside the hotel promptly vanished. MorrisonCon, which at the time was holding a seminar called the MassTurbation seems to be linked to the disappearance. The MassTurbation was according to the website “a late night mass celebration built towards permanently bringing in a new Golden Age through group self pleasuring.”

Previously, Grant Morrison, famed author and occultist had successfully used group masturbation to continue his series The Invisibles. The plan was to make a more focused event that would bring the Golden Age, a decade where mankind would come together and put the mass of society together as one spiritually connected entity.

Currently, police and other law enforcement members are still baffled by the disappearance which caused the Hard Rock Hotel and it’s foundations to cleanly sever from the Las Vegas Strip. Included in the missing parties are the members of My Chemical Romance, Jim Lee, Akira the Don and numerous other comic and music celebrities.

At this time, the only video of the actual event comes from a Vimeo livestream that had been taped at the time. Moments before the disappearance, Morrison was levitated into the air, spoke with the voice of everyone in the world singing a still unparsed song before causing a complete 10 second silence. The walls of the building then turning pure white and then the stream disconnected.

While police are unsure of what to do after the MorrisonCon disappearance, this event is still smaller than when John Byrne caused the entire city of New Seattle, Washington to vanish into the aether for 9 month after New Seattle Comic Con.