Brian Michael Bendis To Personally End Avengers

Brian Michael Bendis vowed today to personally end the Avengers in a public announcement. Bendis who has penned the classic Marvel team for the past decades though vowed to personally destroy the characters for all eternity.
“Yaarrrr, I be keelhauling thar asses to Davy Jone’s locker and it ain’t no blarney majhones. The Avengarrrrrrrs shall meet the wrath of Bendis man.”
Bendis according to his speech plans to globally incept the entire country and kill the characters.
After finishing his speech he high fived the ghost of Jack Kirby and then jumped onto his pirate ship.