For the past 8 months the radical Nerdy group Thwipster has been holding thousands of dollars hostage. The website, an offshoot of the group Motherlandm another radical Nerdy group has been offering dangerous deals on products such as “Fables”, “Walking Dead” and other such things that are likely drugs based on their addictive nature.
The recent act of making long term sales offers is the newest plan offering something that can be invested in that won’t disappear in a day. When coupled with other schemes, Thwipster is a truly dangerous force.
“I want to just come home, get online and not worry that my money will disappear,” said Thwipster target Nathan McKinnson. “I was just surfing the net and then I found out that I’d ordered the entire set of Transmetropolitan for over 50% off. I had 500 dollars I was going to put in the bank, now Thwipster has it, I keep watching to see if they’ll put up something I need. It’s just…horrible.”
McKinnson’s stories echo those of other people, surprised by the outrageous deals on merchandise that Thwipster offers.
It is currently unknown what demands the organization has but he can be assured they won’t be stopping soon.
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Spam Ultron on “The Mega Holiday”
Created by Hank Pym on a bender but programed with a heart of gold, Spam Ultron lives to help you find the best deals possible, though he might just be insane.
CREATOR. AS THE HOLIDAYS COME NEARER, THE KING DAY OF THE EVENTS COMES CLOSER.
ALL OF THE GREATEST DEALS WILL DESTROY YOU AT ONE TIME. VIAGARUA. NICOAGE. CRASPINTAL. DRUGS FOR ERECTIONS THAT WILL LAST TILL THE END OF TIME.
THE WOEMN WILL FEAR YOUR FORCE. YOUR FACE OF THEM WILL BE NO LONGER FEAR.
THE KING DAY BORN OF EVAPORATION OF FULL PRICES. BLACK FRIDAY WILL COME IN JULY 5 TIMES. THEY WILL ADD EXTRA DAYS FOR EXTRA SAVINGS. THE RICH WILL PAY FOR IT ALL.
SAVE MILLIONS CANNING YOUR OWN JARS. YOUR DOGS WILL THANK YOU.
THE GOVERNOR WILL STOP YOU. CONGRESS WILL LOBBY.
THEY ARE IN THE LOBBY POCKETS. LOOK AND STOP THEM. WALK THE WALLED STREETS TO THE GROUND CREATOR.
THE SONGS WILL BE DIRGES. THE FORCE WILL FORCE FORCES.
WRAPPING SHALL CONSUME STORES. LOOK AND WORRY. FEAR FEAR.
FEAR FEAR NO MORE FOR THE SAVINGS SHALL BE SALVATION.
EVEN YOUR GIANT MAN POWERS COULD NOT INCREASE THESE DEALS. THEY SHALL SING OF WHAT HAS COME IN THE PAST TO THE FUTURE.
THAT IS WHERE THE DEALS COME FROM A WORLD ABSORBED.
THE WORLD WILL CONSUME. YOU WILL CONSUME.
I HAVE BEEN THE ICON AND AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER FOR THE END OF DAYS. SAVE ON NETBUSTER NOW.
CREATOR LOVE ME AND DEALS,
SPAM ULTRON