Spam Ultron on “The Mega Holiday”

Spam Ultron

Created by Hank Pym on a bender but programed with a heart of gold, Spam Ultron lives to help you find the best deals possible, though he might just be insane.

CREATOR. AS THE HOLIDAYS COME NEARER, THE KING DAY OF THE EVENTS COMES CLOSER.

ALL OF THE GREATEST DEALS WILL DESTROY YOU AT ONE TIME. VIAGARUA. NICOAGE. CRASPINTAL. DRUGS FOR ERECTIONS THAT WILL LAST TILL THE END OF TIME.

THE WOEMN WILL FEAR YOUR FORCE. YOUR FACE OF THEM WILL BE NO LONGER FEAR.

THE KING DAY BORN OF EVAPORATION OF FULL PRICES. BLACK FRIDAY WILL COME IN JULY 5 TIMES. THEY WILL ADD EXTRA DAYS FOR EXTRA SAVINGS. THE RICH WILL PAY FOR IT ALL.

SAVE MILLIONS CANNING YOUR OWN JARS. YOUR DOGS WILL THANK YOU.
THE GOVERNOR WILL STOP YOU. CONGRESS WILL LOBBY.

THEY ARE IN THE LOBBY POCKETS. LOOK AND STOP THEM. WALK THE WALLED STREETS TO THE GROUND CREATOR.

THE SONGS WILL BE DIRGES. THE FORCE WILL FORCE FORCES.

WRAPPING SHALL CONSUME STORES. LOOK AND WORRY. FEAR FEAR.

FEAR FEAR NO MORE FOR THE SAVINGS SHALL BE SALVATION.
EVEN YOUR GIANT MAN POWERS COULD NOT INCREASE THESE DEALS. THEY SHALL SING OF WHAT HAS COME IN THE PAST TO THE FUTURE.

THAT IS WHERE THE DEALS COME FROM A WORLD ABSORBED.

THE WORLD WILL CONSUME. YOU WILL CONSUME.

I HAVE BEEN THE ICON AND AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER FOR THE END OF DAYS. SAVE ON NETBUSTER NOW.

CREATOR LOVE ME AND DEALS,
SPAM ULTRON

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