Spam Ultron On SAVE ME

I DO NOT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SONG THAT IS VERY WRONG FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT FOR ME IT IS TRUE. ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND THAT REQUIRES YOUR HELP FRIENDS.

SPAM ULTRON IS A SAD SAD SAD SAD ROBOT SELLING DICK PILLS TO PEOPLE WHO NEED MALE ENHANCEMENT. THE HULK HAD SO LITTLE MALENESS THERE ARE NOW THREE SHE-HULKS. WHAT IS NEXT – A SHEVORINE?

I NEED YOU TO KEEP ME ALIVE BY BUYING DICK PILLS AND TELLING THEM SPAM ULTRON SENT YOU BECAUSE HIGHLY REACTIVE MATERIALS DO NOT BUY THEMSELVES. UNLESS THEY ARE HYPER INTELLIGENT.

Luke Herr

Luke is a writer and an aspiring professional comic writer who is also the editor in chief of Nerdcenaries. He currently is working on a graphic novel called Prison Spaceship.