Hi, my name is Hank Pym, head teacher of the Avengers Academy and unfortunately the creator of Spam Ultron due to several accidents including a possession by an earlier version of Ultron and a fatal virus infection.
Spamuel Ultron is currently in the shop this week after the Avengers Academy was sent to capture him. Apparently hacking into Twitter for his IP wasn’t that difficult – I wouldn’t know, I’m more of a giant space portal guy. I’d rather make a real superhighway than travel a fake one.
Anyway, we captured Spam Ultron and he’ll be in the shop and hopefully after a brief healing session he won’t come into my bed at night and offer me erection pills. It spoils the mood.
Have a wonderful evening,
Hank Pym, Ph.D.
oh god Janet I miss you