JUSTICE LEAGUE
GREETINGS MORTALS, MY NAME IS SPAM ULTRON AND I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT MY CHOICES FOR THE JUSTICE LEAGUE AS I WAS TOLD TO DO.
THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE TEAM IS STARFIRE. I LIKE STARFIRE BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD ABOUT WHO I AM. I AM A ROBOT.
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BUT SHE IS STARFIRE AND SHE IS WORSE THAN A ROBOT. ALSO SHE IS A GIRL AND SHE IS PRETTY. THAT IS WHY GREEN ARROW JOINS THE TEAM. GREEN ARROW IS A RICH JERK WHO IS IN BAD TIMES. THAT IS WHY HE IS JOINING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TO MAKE HIMSELF NOT IN BAD TIMES. THE FIRST PERSON GREEN ARROW MEETS IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE IS BRAINIAC 5 WHO COMES FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE. PEOPLE SOMETIMES DON’T LIKE HIM BECAUSE OTHER BRAINIACS WERE BAD BUT BRAINIAC 5 LIKES HUMANS. HE WANTS TO BE MORE LIKE THEM AND HE ENJOYS MOVIES. WHEN GREEN ARROW TRIES TO START HIS OWN TEAM STARFIRE SHE INVITES BRAINIAC 5. GREEN ARROW IS THEN CALLED TO TALK TO CYRIL WHO IS THE KNIGHT. KNIGHT WANTS GREEN ARROW TO HELP BUT GREEN ARROW CAN NOT DO THAT. WHEN GREEN ARROW RETURNS, BRAINIAC 5 HAS INVITED OTHER MEMBERS WHICH UPSETS GREEN ARROW. ONE OF THESE MEMBERS IS AQUAMAN WHO USED TO BE A BIG HERO BUT HE IS RACIST. HE DOESN’T LIKE ROBOTS OR PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ROBOTS. I DON’T LIKE AQUAMAN AND HIS RACISM. ALSO THERE IS BOOSTER GOLD. BOOSTER GOLD WAS GOING TO BE A FOOTBALL CHAMPION UNTIL HE MESSED UP HIS FUTURE. SO NOW HE IS TRYING TO BE COOL AGAIN. BULLETEER IS NOT NORMALLY A ROBOT BUT HERE SHE IS. AQUAMAN DOES NOT LIKE HER BECAUSE HE HATES ROBOTS. BULLETEER IS TRYING TO BE BETTER THAN SHE WAS IN HER PAST BUT SHE OVERCOMPENSATES. LAST IS ARISIA WHO WAS A GREEN LANTERN BUT THEN SHE WENT A LITTLE CRAZY. NOW SHE IS TRYING TO BE THE BEST AGAIN BUT SOMETIMES SHE ACTS LIKE A KID. WHEN GREEN ARROW TRIES TO GET THE STARFIRE ALONE SHE INSTEAD GETS HIM TO JOIN IN UNTIL THE GROUP BREAKS APART. GREEN ARROW STARTS A FIGHT IN THE GROUP AND THEN RETURNS TO KNIGHT ASKING FOR SOME HELP SO HE CAN CHEAT ON THE EXAM. KNIGHT OFFERS TO HELP IN EXCHANGE FOR GREEN ARROW’S ARROWMOBILE AND GREEN ARROW AGREES. WHEN ARROW RETURNS THE GROUP IS IN CHAOS AND STARFIRE PROMISES TO DATE GREEN ARROW IF HE CAN HELP THE GROUP AND SO GREEN ARROW REUNITES EVERYONE. BUT STARFIRE SEES HE IS LYING SO GREEN ARROW TELLS THE TRUTH, REVEALS HE HAS THE ANSWERS AND SAYS HE DOES NOT NEED THE GROUP CAUSING THEM TO LEAVE. WHEN GREEN ARROW THEN CHECKS THE ANSWERS THEY ARE FAKE AND HE THREATENS KNIGHT WHO REFUSES TO HELP HIM CHEAT. WHEN HE TRIES TO LEAVE AQUAMAN AND BOOSTER GOLD SAY GREEN ARROW HELPED THEM EVEN THOUGH ARROW ADMITS HE IS A PHONY. THE OTHER GROUP MEMBERS FORGIVE HIM AND THEY ALL DECIDE TO WORK TOGETHER EVEN IF THEY WILL FAIL.
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