DC Promises New More Horrifying Toyman

Fun Haus
What, this fucker ain't scary enough?

On their website today DC announced that a new more horrifying version of the Toyman would appear in an upcoming issue of Superman.
The new Toyman will feature a Toyman who will make the audience “shit bricks until their colons are empty and then they’ll lose the colons. We looked at Fun Haus and we were like ‘We can do worse’ In the test designs over 30 children and man-children have been sent to the fetal position – the thing is some of those people were the testers. SCARY!”
No news on whether or not the new Toyman will be a hero or a villain.

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