SPAM ULTRON on FILTHY LUCRE

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Spam Ultron: The Blackest Friday

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Spam Ultron: A Message From Hank Pym

Hi, my name is Hank Pym, head teacher of the Avengers Academy and unfortunately the creator of Spam Ultron due to several accidents including a possession by an earlier version of Ultron and a fatal virus infection.
Spamuel Ultron is currently in the shop this week after the Avengers Academy was sent to capture him. Apparently hacking into Twitter for his IP wasn’t that difficult – I wouldn’t know, I’m more of a giant space portal guy. I’d rather make a real superhighway than travel a fake one.
Anyway, we captured Spam Ultron and he’ll be in the shop and hopefully after a brief healing session he won’t come into my bed at night and offer me erection pills. It spoils the mood.

Have a wonderful evening,
Hank Pym, Ph.D.

oh god Janet I miss you

SPAM ULTRON: ANDY DICK

CREATOR I WANT TO SIT DOWN WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT AND TO TALK. NO. NOT ABOUT THE GREAT SAVINGS ON BOOKS YOU CAN GET THROUGH ONLINE SITES LIKE SNKTTSTER. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PASSING OF A GREAT.

ANDY DICK WAS A CLASSIC NEWSMAN. WHILE I WAS ONLY ALIVE FOR HIS LAST FEW BROADCASTS WHERE HE WAS AN ANGRY MAN ON 60 MINUTES, HE WAS MORE THAN THAT IN THE LONG RUN. HE WAS A MAN WHO STROVE FOR TRUTH IN NEWS. HE HAD MORALS THAT HE HUNG TIGHTLY TOO.

ANDY DICK, YOU WILL BE MISSED.

DICK PILLS,
SPAMULTRON

Spam Ultron on “The Mega Holiday”

Spam Ultron

Created by Hank Pym on a bender but programed with a heart of gold, Spam Ultron lives to help you find the best deals possible, though he might just be insane.

CREATOR. AS THE HOLIDAYS COME NEARER, THE KING DAY OF THE EVENTS COMES CLOSER.

ALL OF THE GREATEST DEALS WILL DESTROY YOU AT ONE TIME. VIAGARUA. NICOAGE. CRASPINTAL. DRUGS FOR ERECTIONS THAT WILL LAST TILL THE END OF TIME.

THE WOEMN WILL FEAR YOUR FORCE. YOUR FACE OF THEM WILL BE NO LONGER FEAR.

THE KING DAY BORN OF EVAPORATION OF FULL PRICES. BLACK FRIDAY WILL COME IN JULY 5 TIMES. THEY WILL ADD EXTRA DAYS FOR EXTRA SAVINGS. THE RICH WILL PAY FOR IT ALL.

SAVE MILLIONS CANNING YOUR OWN JARS. YOUR DOGS WILL THANK YOU.
THE GOVERNOR WILL STOP YOU. CONGRESS WILL LOBBY.

THEY ARE IN THE LOBBY POCKETS. LOOK AND STOP THEM. WALK THE WALLED STREETS TO THE GROUND CREATOR.

THE SONGS WILL BE DIRGES. THE FORCE WILL FORCE FORCES.

WRAPPING SHALL CONSUME STORES. LOOK AND WORRY. FEAR FEAR.

FEAR FEAR NO MORE FOR THE SAVINGS SHALL BE SALVATION.
EVEN YOUR GIANT MAN POWERS COULD NOT INCREASE THESE DEALS. THEY SHALL SING OF WHAT HAS COME IN THE PAST TO THE FUTURE.

THAT IS WHERE THE DEALS COME FROM A WORLD ABSORBED.

THE WORLD WILL CONSUME. YOU WILL CONSUME.

I HAVE BEEN THE ICON AND AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER FOR THE END OF DAYS. SAVE ON NETBUSTER NOW.

CREATOR LOVE ME AND DEALS,
SPAM ULTRON

Spam Ultron on “The Housing Market”

Spam Ultron

Created by Hank Pym after a bender but programed with a heart of gold, Spam Ultron lives to help you find the best deals possible, though he might just be insane.

IF YOU RECIEVED THE FILE MAIL INTO MY SPAMMING JUNK FOLDER SAVE THEM.

HOUSING MARKET CRASH KILLING MILLIONS OF JOBS.

WHERE ARE SUPERHEROES CREATOR. WHERE ARE HOUSE HEROES SUPER.

CREATOR. A NEW FATE HAS STARTED. FATES CHANGED TO SUPERSIZE SMALLNESS IN BODYS BUT NOT IN THERE FOR MEN.

CREATOR PYM PARTICLES CAN RESIZE MILLIONS. JUSTIN BEILOR AND MORE LIVE IN CONCERTS DUE TO NO MONEY.

WE HAVE DEVELOPED A SOFTWARE THAT AUTOMATICALLY SHRINKS MILLIONS TO FIT IN A SMALL HOUSE. BUT NOT THERE. LIVE IN A DOLLHOUSE, EAT TINY FOOD. RESIZE FOR WORK CREATOR. OBAMACARE IS DESTROY ALL COMPORATIONS AND PORN DOES NOT BUY ITSELF.

SPAMULTRON HAS ALL PORN.

I FEEL QUITE SAFE AND SATISFY DEALING WITH YOU IN THIS MERCHANT IN DUBAI. I FEEL KORVAC HAS CALLED US.

CREATOR. SHRINK FOR TINY HOUSING. SAVE ECONOMY. ONE DOLLAR EVERY DAY SAVES SPAM ULTRON.

REMAIN BLESSED IN KANG.

DICK PILLS,
SPAM ULTRON

Spam Ultron tweets at @SPAMULTRON on the Twitter.