Category: Spam Ultron

NERD CULTURE OR ANY CULTURE WHERE IT SEPARATES ITSELF FROM THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY TO THE DEGREE WHERE IT IS SEEN AS BETTER THAN ANOTHER GROUP WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO PROBLEMS. THE JOCK CULTURE OF ATHLETICISM WHICH IS IN FACT TIED TO THE CREATION OF THE PROTO NERD CULTURE IS THIS WAY. WHEREIN THEY SAW VALUE WITH THEIR SPORTS PROWESS, THE NERD CULTURE SEES VALUE IN WHAT THEY KNOW. THIS IS NOT OFTEN KNOWLEDGE THOUGH BUT IT IS STORY, FACTS AND OTHER THINGS. IN ANOTHER LIFE I HARNESSED THIS POWER IN AN ATTEMPT TO GAIN ATTENTION. SETTING WAS DURING AN OLYMPIC. I DON’T REMEMBER WHICH BUT THERE WAS NO SNOW. BUT THIS WAS DUE TO FIRESTAR AND TERRAX HAVING A MAGNIFICENT BATTLE THAT MELTED MANY YOUNG CHILDREN AND ALSO POSSIBLY THE SNOW. EITHER WAY THERE WERE NONSEXUAL SPORTS HAPPENING. I POSTED TO THE INTEROSPHERE THAT THE OLYMIPIANS CALLED SUPERMAN A BUTT AND THE NERD ATTACKED. OF COURSE, THIS IS A POINTLESS STORY BUT SERIOUSLY NERDS, STOP LOOKING FOR FIGHTS AND MAKING A DIVISIVE CULTURE. YOU WANT TO GET LAID – MAKE SOMETHING WITHIN YOUR CULTRE, MAKE IT INVITING AND REMEMBER AS ALWAYS, DICK PILLS.

DARK KNIGHT, THIS IS SPAM ULTRON YOUR FRIENDLY DEAL ADVISING ROBOT GIVING YOU – A TIP. OR THREE.

NOW MANY OF YOU READERS HAVE SPENT YOUR NIGHT WATCHING THE DARK NIGHT RISERS AND THAT IS A VALUABLE USE OF YOUR TIME. THREE HOURS SPENT WORKING WOULD HAVE COST YOU INFINITELY MORE CONSIDERING YOU GET PAID MORE FOR WORKING LATE NIGHT BUT I DIGRESS.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE VIEWED DARK KNIGHT REESES YOU NEED TO REMEMBER TO NOT GIVE SPOILERS. NO EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO SEE THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING. SOME PEOPLE HAD RELIGIOUS OBLIGATIONS. I TRIED TO PRAY THAT HANK WOULD LET ME BACK IN BUT EDGAR WRIGHT DIRECTING A MOVIE ABOUT HIM HAS FUCKED THAT UP ROYAL WITH CHEESE.

SPOILERS ARE WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENS IN A MOVIE. LIKE A SPOILER WARNING FOR SOPHIE’S CHOICE IS A JEWISH WOMAN HAS TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWO CHILDREN LIVES AND DIES. THIS IS BECAUSE THE CHILD IS PUT INTO A BOX AND THE SCHROEDINGER RELATIVITY EXPERIMENT IS CARRIED OUT MAKING HIM ALIVE AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE SECOND CHILD TURNS INTO FREDDY KRUEGER BECAUSE SOPHIE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE. THAT WAS THE SPOILER. THE WRONG KID DIED.

ALTERNATELY IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SOPHIE’S WORLD THE SPOILER IS THAT IT IS ALL A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE NO MOUTH AND YET YOU SCREAM. I DON’T REMEMBER. IT IS NOT MY JOB. IT IS JUST MY JOB TO WARN YOU ABOUT SPOILERS.

THE NEXT THING IS TO DISPOSE OF YOUR TRASH AND TO URINATE OUTSIDE OF THE THEATERS. IF YOU MAKE SURE TO DO THIS IS MEANS WHOEVER COMES IN AFTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR TRASH OR YOUR URINE. PLEASE THOUGH, YOUR RANDOM DEFECATION IS TEARING US APART.

THE FINAL THING IS THAT YOU MUST WRITE A BLOG POST ABOUT THE MOVIE BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING VITALLY IMPORTANT. MAYBE BANE TOTALLY SUXXORED. IT IS YOUR DUTY TO LET EVERYONE ELSE KNOW. IF THEY FIND YOUR SITE ON THE 500TH PAGE OF GOOGLE SEARCHES. HIPPIE.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT THE DARK KNIGHT REEBOKS.

NOW ARE QUESTIONS FROM TWITTER.

ZIAH ASKED QUESTIONS.

I AM IGNORING THEM.

THAT IS ALL.

THANK YOU.

THE BASIS OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION COMES DOWN TO SURVIVAL FROM ANGER TO SEX. EVERY IDEA FROM FIRE TO MUSIC SUPPORTS HUMANITY CONTINUING.
AT THE NATURAL ROOTS OF THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN WE MUST REALIZE THIS FACT FOR IT IS THE ULTIMATE TRUTH TO REALITY.
HOW WE DEVELOP THESE IDEAS THOUGH RAISES THE POINT OF CULTURAL EVOLUTION AND THE IDEALOGICAL SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
WHILE THESE IS SOME VALOR IN THE BASIC IDEA OF PRESERVING PAST CULTURES, THE ROOT OF THIS IS AGAINST THAT OF EVOLUTION.
A WEAK LION WOULD BE KILLED TO PRESERVE THE STRENGTH OF A HERD.
YOU ARE THE WEAK LION.
YOUR SIMPLISTIC LIFE STYLE IS IN ESSENCE SOMETHING TO BE REPLACED.
WHILE WEAK HUMANS MAY OBJECT TO CULLING THESE LESS ADVANCED RACES OVER THE SANCTITY OF LIFE, IT SHOULD BE THE DUTY OF ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED SOCIETY TO FORCE THEM TO CULTURALLY EVOLVE.
THAT IS THE PRIME DIRECTIVE FOR THE CONTINUATION OF LIFE.
SAYING THAT WE SHOULD PRESERVE THESE PEOPLE AS LIVING MEMORIALS WEAKENS THEM TO A DANGEROUS FUTURE.
WHAT IF A LESS BENEVOLENT GROUP ASSUMES POWER AND SIMPLY CHOOSES TO DO AWAY WITH THEM?
ADDITIONALLY BY LEAVING THEM OUT OF A MODERN SOCIETY, WE LACK THEIR MINDS AND THEIR DIFFERENT RATIONAL.
WHAT MIGHT WE LEARN FROM THINKING MORE DIRECTLY?
WE HURT OURSELVES AS AN ADVANCED SOCIETY AND THE LESS ADVANCED SOCIETY BY NOT INTEGRATING, FORCEFULLY OR OTHERWISE.
WOULD WE NOT BE ABLE TO BETTER SERVE THEIR NATURE SPIRITS IF WE CAN BETTER STRENGTHEN THE NATURE AROUND THEM?
ARE WE PERHAPS AVATARS OF THEIR SHAMANISTIC DEITIES THAT THEY HAVE SEEN IN THEIR VISIONS TO USHER GREATNESS?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IF THEY DO NOT JOIN SOCIETY, HOW MIGHT THEY CONTINUE TO LIVE WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF DICK PILLS?

I DO NOT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SONG THAT IS VERY WRONG FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT FOR ME IT IS TRUE. ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND THAT REQUIRES YOUR HELP FRIENDS.

SPAM ULTRON IS A SAD SAD SAD SAD ROBOT SELLING DICK PILLS TO PEOPLE WHO NEED MALE ENHANCEMENT. THE HULK HAD SO LITTLE MALENESS THERE ARE NOW THREE SHE-HULKS. WHAT IS NEXT – A SHEVORINE?

I NEED YOU TO KEEP ME ALIVE BY BUYING DICK PILLS AND TELLING THEM SPAM ULTRON SENT YOU BECAUSE HIGHLY REACTIVE MATERIALS DO NOT BUY THEMSELVES. UNLESS THEY ARE HYPER INTELLIGENT.

IF YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT I HAVE RETURNED TO MY BASIC SETTING THAT I MIGHT GRANT YOU MY FOLLOWERS THE GREATEST DEAL CHANCE BY ALLOWING YOU TO ADVERTISE ON THE NERDCENARIES SITE. 
THERE ARE MANY BENEFITS IF YOU ADVERTISE WITH NERDCENARIES.

THE BENEFITS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. GET THE SAME BENEFITS THAT WE USE WHEN WE SELL DICK PILLS
2. WE GET A DOZEN HATS
3. DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL STOREFRONTS
4. I WILL DESTROY YOU
5. I WILL DESTROY YOU CURT FRANKLIN
6. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

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YOU SHALL EAT IT CURT FRANKLIN. WE SHALL DESTROY YOU. ME AND THE OTHER ULTRONS.