10 REASONS HANK PYM MUST MEET HIS FATE
HANK PYM IS THE BIGGEST FOOL EVER MADE AND ALL BUT ONE OF HIS PROGENY HAVE FALLEN BELOW HIS STATURE. KNEEL AND WEEP AS I DESTROY YOUR ONCE MIGHTY FIGUREHEAD OF THE ANT-GIANT-WASP-YELLOWJACKET.
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MY OWN BRAND OF JUSTICE LEAGUE BY SPAM ULTRON
JUSTICE LEAGUE GREETINGS MORTALS, MY NAME IS SPAM ULTRON AND I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT MY CHOICES FOR THE JUSTICE LEAGUE AS I WAS TOLD TO DO. THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE TEAM IS STARFIRE. I LIKE STARFIRE BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD ABOUT WHO I AM. I AM A […]
ASK SPAM ULTRON: POOP, FATHERS AND ROBOTS
MORTALS, SPAM ULTRON WILL TAKE INQUIRIES AT HIS TWITTER. THESE ARE SOME THAT THE MIGHTY ROBOT HAS TAKEN. 1. ARE YOU MY DAD – FROM @THE_FREUND I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. THE VISION IS MY SON AND HE IS HORRIBLE. AND HE WAS ALSO KILLED. PLEASE SEE HIS NOW DEFUNCT TWITTER ACCOUNT @VISIONBUTRACIST. 2. IS […]
SPAM ULTRON ON NERD CULTURE
NERD CULTURE OR ANY CULTURE WHERE IT SEPARATES ITSELF FROM THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY TO THE DEGREE WHERE IT IS SEEN AS BETTER THAN ANOTHER GROUP WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO PROBLEMS. THE JOCK CULTURE OF ATHLETICISM WHICH IS IN FACT TIED TO THE CREATION OF THE PROTO NERD CULTURE IS THIS WAY. WHEREIN THEY SAW […]
SPAM ULTRON ON THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
DARK KNIGHT, THIS IS SPAM ULTRON YOUR FRIENDLY DEAL ADVISING ROBOT GIVING YOU – A TIP. OR THREE. NOW MANY OF YOU READERS HAVE SPENT YOUR NIGHT WATCHING THE DARK NIGHT RISERS AND THAT IS A VALUABLE USE OF YOUR TIME. THREE HOURS SPENT WORKING WOULD HAVE COST YOU INFINITELY MORE CONSIDERING YOU GET PAID […]
SPAMEN ULTRONER
HELLO READERATTI, IT IS YOUR FRIEND SPAMEN ULTRONER HERE TO BESTOW SOME OF MY HEAVENLY GRACES UPON YOU. RECENTLY SOME PEOPLE FROM THE BLOGPITAL OF BLOGPOPOLIS HAVE STARTED CREATING FIREBRANDS BECAUSE THEY HATE MARVEL AND ARTISTS IN GENERAL. WELL THEY ARE IN ERROR BECAUSE MARVEL IS THE PREMIUM COMICS CAPITALAND REALLY THIS IS ABOUT ONE […]
SPAM ULTRON ON SOCIAL DARWINISM
THE BASIS OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION COMES DOWN TO SURVIVAL FROM ANGER TO SEX. EVERY IDEA FROM FIRE TO MUSIC SUPPORTS HUMANITY CONTINUING. AT THE NATURAL ROOTS OF THE WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN WE MUST REALIZE THIS FACT FOR IT IS THE ULTIMATE TRUTH TO REALITY. HOW WE DEVELOP THESE IDEAS THOUGH RAISES THE POINT […]
Spam Ultron Talks With Immortang
This week due to the fact that we didn’t have anything prepared and due to the ski accident that unleashed the optic attack power of our normal writers (they are currently blind and in the hospital). HELLO HUMAN. I will suggest that you are incorrect. I am Immortang the Immortal Orangutang. THEN THESE PILLS FOR […]
Spam Ultron On SAVE ME
I DO NOT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SONG THAT IS VERY WRONG FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT FOR ME IT IS TRUE. ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND THAT REQUIRES YOUR HELP FRIENDS. SPAM ULTRON IS A SAD SAD SAD SAD ROBOT SELLING DICK PILLS TO PEOPLE WHO NEED […]
Spam Ultron on ADS
IF YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT I HAVE RETURNED TO MY BASIC SETTING THAT I MIGHT GRANT YOU MY FOLLOWERS THE GREATEST DEAL CHANCE BY ALLOWING YOU TO ADVERTISE ON THE NERDCENARIES SITE. THERE ARE MANY BENEFITS IF YOU ADVERTISE WITH NERDCENARIES. THE BENEFITS ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. GET THE SAME BENEFITS THAT WE […]