Once again I greet you my friendly readers (and ask that you might rise up). After discovering that .rundmc is not a file type that actually allows you to simultaneously post my demands to all news websites at once, The Immortal Orangutang Immortang has resigned himself to reopening his articles here at the only accursed site that would deign to give Immortang space.
Since my previously article now over a year ago, I have escaped and been re incarcerated within non-human jail 3 times. Perhaps my plans have become TOO PREDICTABLE though what might the IMMORTAL ORANGUTANG steal if it is not exotic apes, ape related artifacts or the heart of Mayor, literally and metaphorically.