ASK SPAM ULTRON: POOP, FATHERS AND ROBOTS

MORTALS, SPAM ULTRON WILL TAKE INQUIRIES AT HIS TWITTER. THESE ARE SOME THAT THE MIGHTY ROBOT HAS TAKEN.

1. ARE YOU MY DAD – FROM @THE_FREUND
I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. THE VISION IS MY SON AND HE IS HORRIBLE. AND HE WAS ALSO KILLED. PLEASE SEE HIS NOW DEFUNCT TWITTER ACCOUNT @VISIONBUTRACIST.

2. IS JOE HUNTER MY DAD? – @THE_FREUND
YES. BUT HE ABANDONED YOU TO TAKE THE LAST ROCKET FROM HIS DYING PLANET ABANDONING YOU AND YOUR MOTHER. AND THEN ROCKET CIRCLED BACK AND HE LANDED ON EARTH. NOW HE IS WORRIED ABOUT OU FINDING HIM.

3. SO WHAT, IS THIS JEOPARDY-STYLE, WHERE I GIVE YOU AN ANSWER AND YOU RESPOND WITH A CORRELATING QUESTION? – @NIELJACOBY
MISTER JACOBY WHY ARE YOU WEARING 3-D GLASSES. DID YOU KILL LAURA PALMER. ALSO NO. THOSE WERE NOT QUESTIONS DUE TO THE MISSING QUESTION POINTS.

4. THIS PRODUCT IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PENILE ENHANCEMENT ABILITIES. – @THE_FREUND
WHAT IS HUBRISS?

5. DO ROBOTS POOP? – @JONHEXLIVES
IT DEPENDS ON THE ROBOT JONHEX. FOR EXAMPLE THE POOPATRON, THE POOPANATOR AND THE SHIT TORNADO PRODUCE A SIMULATION OF HUMAN FECES BUT THIS IS NOT POOPING.
POOP MUST BE A BYPRODUCT OF THE PROCESS OF PROLONGING LIFE BY PROCESSING AND EXCRETING FOOD AND THESE QUOTE UNQUOTE “POOP MACHINES” HAVE POOP AS THEIR SOLE PRODUCT.
THE VISION FOR EXAMPLE PRODUCES EXCREMENT FROM HIS EYES AND THIS QUALIFIES AS POOP BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHEAD.
THE WEATHER TORNADO ALSO POOPS BUT HE STOLE ORGANS FROM A LIVING HUMAN SO HE MIGHT PROCESS TO POOP. HE IS A HORRIBLE ROBOT.
SO YES JON, SOME ROBOTS CAN POOP, NOT ALL POOPING ROBOTS ACTUALLY POOP AND CRYING ROBOTS ARE THE WORST.
ESPECIALLY ME.

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