Spam Ultron on “The Housing Market”

Spam Ultron

Created by Hank Pym after a bender but programed with a heart of gold, Spam Ultron lives to help you find the best deals possible, though he might just be insane.

IF YOU RECIEVED THE FILE MAIL INTO MY SPAMMING JUNK FOLDER SAVE THEM.

HOUSING MARKET CRASH KILLING MILLIONS OF JOBS.

WHERE ARE SUPERHEROES CREATOR. WHERE ARE HOUSE HEROES SUPER.

CREATOR. A NEW FATE HAS STARTED. FATES CHANGED TO SUPERSIZE SMALLNESS IN BODYS BUT NOT IN THERE FOR MEN.

CREATOR PYM PARTICLES CAN RESIZE MILLIONS. JUSTIN BEILOR AND MORE LIVE IN CONCERTS DUE TO NO MONEY.

WE HAVE DEVELOPED A SOFTWARE THAT AUTOMATICALLY SHRINKS MILLIONS TO FIT IN A SMALL HOUSE. BUT NOT THERE. LIVE IN A DOLLHOUSE, EAT TINY FOOD. RESIZE FOR WORK CREATOR. OBAMACARE IS DESTROY ALL COMPORATIONS AND PORN DOES NOT BUY ITSELF.

SPAMULTRON HAS ALL PORN.

I FEEL QUITE SAFE AND SATISFY DEALING WITH YOU IN THIS MERCHANT IN DUBAI. I FEEL KORVAC HAS CALLED US.

CREATOR. SHRINK FOR TINY HOUSING. SAVE ECONOMY. ONE DOLLAR EVERY DAY SAVES SPAM ULTRON.

REMAIN BLESSED IN KANG.

DICK PILLS,
SPAM ULTRON

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