SPAMEN ULTRONER

HELLO READERATTI, IT IS YOUR FRIEND SPAMEN ULTRONER HERE TO BESTOW SOME OF MY HEAVENLY GRACES UPON YOU. RECENTLY SOME PEOPLE FROM THE BLOGPITAL OF BLOGPOPOLIS HAVE STARTED CREATING FIREBRANDS BECAUSE THEY HATE MARVEL AND ARTISTS IN GENERAL. WELL THEY ARE IN ERROR BECAUSE MARVEL IS THE PREMIUM COMICS CAPITALAND REALLY THIS IS ABOUT ONE THING – THEY HATE A BUNCH OF ARTISTS WE KEEP PUTTING ON BOOKS.
I PERSONALLY LOVE ARTISTS LIKE CHRIS SAMNEE AND OTHER ARTIST WITH A POPULAR NAME ON BOOKS. THEY MAKE ME MONEY. JK JK BUT SRS. UNLIKE A CERTAIN DAVID BROTHERS WHO WILL GO UNNAMED, I DONT WANT THESE PEOPLE TO STARVE. I AM SURE DAVID WOULD LIKE TO SIT IN HIS IVORY INTERNET TOWER WATCHING THESE ARTISTS STARVE BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE WORK. I WANT THEM TO GET THEM MORE AND MORE WORK ON MORE AND MORE BOOKS SO THEY HAVE MONEY AND JOBS. AND THEN WE CAN GET OTHER ARTISTS MORE WORK WITH THE REPLACEMENT ARTISTS HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO EVERY MONTH. WE CAN GIVE ALL OF THE ARTISTS WORK BUT DAVID BROTHERS WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED DOES NOT WANT THIS.
BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT YOU HATING ARTISTS IS IT BLOGSTON MASSACRE. YOU HATE THAT WE DIDN’T WARN YOU RIGHT? REMEMBER THAT WE PUT ALL OF THIS ON PREVIEWS. YOU CAN PAY PUBLISHERS FOR THIS INFORMATION. OR ON THE MARVEL WEBSITE YOU CAN FIND THIS STUFF TO GIVE US ADD MONEY OR ON A BUNCH OF OTHER PLACES. HECK BLOGNE BY JEFF SMITH, THE FACT THAT YOU ARE SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS JUST SHOWS HOW WRONG AND INCOMPETENT OR “WRONGCOMPETENT” THAT YOU. YOU AREN’T IN THE BUSINESS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BLOG AND SO YOU ARE IRRELEVANT.
WE ARE MAKING THE PHATTEST STACKS OF EXORBITANT MONEY THAT YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE BECAUSE WE ARE DOING THE RIGHT BUSINESS THINGS.
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR ROSE COLORED GLASSES AND YOUR DC BOOKS BECAUSE IF YOU HATE THE SEXY MARVEL CRUISE SHIP, YOU CAN START SWIMMING AND SEE IF IMAGE PICKS YOU UP IN THEIR ROWBOAT.

SU (@SPAMULTRON)

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(Editor’s Note Relavant Article by David Brothers, Also Read The Comments 1 2 )